Yo Momma Joke #5

Yo Momma so fat, we thought she was single... But she was dating her stomach!

Fat Joke #7

(Fat Guy sitting at table)

Man 1: Fat Guy at 1 o' clock

Man 2: And at 2,3,4,5, and 6 o' clock!

Yo Momma Joke #4

Yo Momma so fat, even Cee Lo Green couldn't forget her!

Yo Momma Joke #3

Yo momma's so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it!

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Yo Momma Joke #2

Yo Momma so fat, even space couldn't hold her!

Yo Momma Joke #1

Yo Momma so fat, two garbage trucks went by. She was in both of them!

Fat Joke #6

What happens when a Fat Guy sits on a chair?

It becomes a stool!

Fat Joke #5

What happens when a fat person steps on a GameCube?

It turns into a GameBoy!

Fat Joke #4

(Fat Guy walks back to table with bowl of salad)

Man: Have fun eating that dressing with a side of salad!

Fat Joke #3

A fat lady walked into a theater to watch a play and handed two tickets to the usher. The usher, confused asked "Where is your other person?" The lady replied, embarrassed, "Well, you see I don't really fit on one seat so I bought two tickets." The usher replied "Well that's okay but there's a problem, your seat numbers are fifty-eight and seventy-four."

Fat Joke #2

(People sitting at a breakfast table)

Fat Guy: Hey, could you pass the plate of bacon?

Man: Hey! Everyone else has to eat too, you know!

Fat Joke #1

Fat Joke #1:

(Fat guy steps out of pool)

Man: Whoa! Who let Shamu out of the tank?

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