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Monday, February 11, 2013

Fat Joke #3


A fat lady walked into a theater to watch a play and handed two tickets to the usher. The usher, confused asked "Where is your other person?" The lady replied, embarrassed, "Well, you see I don't really fit on one seat so I bought two tickets." The usher replied "Well that's okay but there's a problem, your seat numbers are fifty-eight and seventy-four."

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